I was sitting in the house, just minding my business, when a beautiful bird peeped at me through the window saying to follow her! She said it was OK. So, I did. Why not trust a pretty bird, she only wanted a friend, and who better than me?
I tiptoed quietly out the door while Senora Susana was putting Katrinita to bed. Then, the
gato horrible started to lick me and nuzzle up next to me! I didn't like the look in his eyes! I know my mama just gave him food this morning, could he be that hungry again? Would he really eat Dora Tartar?
Needless to say, my bird friend was gone, she had nothing to do with me now. She didn't want to be a bird in a bucket for him! I scurried up the tree as best I could, all the while el gato was licking his chops! It was terrible! I was so scared I couldn't even scream! Good thing Larry Boy saw me! He's my hero!
I guess I learned my lesson. I've heard mi mama say, "A little bird told me it was your birthday!" Well, don't listen to any little birds! But if you do, if you just HAVE TO go out on your adventure, be sure you are able to fight off
el gato Ditto Grande!